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• Friends · Funny

  Ranking everyone here as a kitchen appliance

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  1. 1The criteria, and why they are not up for debate
  2. 2The air fryer tier: enthusiastic, recent, slightly too loud
  3. 3The kettles, where most of this room lives
  4. 4The bread maker used twice in four years
  5. 5Final table, no right of appeal
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  A tier list of everyone's texting style

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  1. 1Methodology: 4,000 messages and one very tired evening
  2. 2S tier: the people who refuse to send voice notes
  3. 3The full-stop users, and what we do about them
  4. 4A special category for nine messages in a row
  5. 5Where you all landed, and who is contesting it
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• Friends · Funny

  Every group chat name we have had, ranked

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  1. 1Chat one, 2016, and the innocence of it
  2. 2The renaming wars of 2019
  3. 3Names that lasted under six hours
  4. 4The current name, and why it has to go
  5. 5My proposal, with mock-ups
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• Friends · Funny

  Our local takeaways, ranked by 2am performance

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  1. 1Daytime ranking and 2am ranking are two different sports
  2. 2Chips as the control variable
  3. 3The one that has never once got the order right
  4. 4Delivery time against regret, plotted
  5. 5The 2am champion, defended
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• Friends · Funny

  An unsolicited review of everyone's front door

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  1. 1Why the front door is the truest thing about a person
  2. 2Letterbox placement: a scandal
  3. 3The doorbell situation at number 14
  4. 4Paint choices that suggest unresolved matters
  5. 5Scores out of ten, and one door given zero
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• Friends · Funny

  What each of you would be arrested for

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  1. 1Not if. When.
  2. 2The three of you who would confess immediately
  3. 3The one who would be genuinely difficult to convict
  4. 4Who I would call, in order
  5. 5Sentencing, with my recommendations
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• Friends · Funny

  A forensic analysis of who actually pays for the taxi

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  1. 1Four years of bank statements and one bad idea
  2. 2The phantom transfers that never arrived
  3. 3Adjusting for the person who always sits in the front
  4. 4Cumulative debt, by name
  5. 5A repayment plan I have already drafted
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• Friends · Funny

  The five worst haircuts in this room, chronologically

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  1. 1Ground rules: only the ones with photographic evidence
  2. 22014, and what we were all trying to prove
  3. 3The fringe incident
  4. 4A haircut that changed a friendship
  5. 5The current worst haircut, present in this room
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• Friends · Funny

  Our holidays, ranked by how close we came to a police report

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  1. 1The scale: near miss, formal warning, actual paperwork
  2. 2The airport we are all quietly banned from
  3. 3Night three, every single time
  4. 4The trip nobody has mentioned since
  5. 5The winner, and why we are not going back
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• Friends · Funny

  Who leaves the group chat on read: the numbers

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  1. 1Six months of timestamps
  2. 2Average response time, by person
  3. 3The 3am replier, a case study
  4. 4Reply speed against being asked for a favour
  5. 5League table, with relegation
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• Friends · Funny

  Everyone here as a supermarket own-brand product

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  1. 1Premium range and value range: the methodology
  2. 2Two of you are the value range and it is fine
  3. 3The one person who is a seasonal special
  4. 4Packaging redesigns I have mocked up
  5. 5Shelf placement, final
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• Friends · Funny

  The case for banning one of you from choosing the music

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  1. 1The evidence: eleven playlists, one pattern
  2. 2Skip rate as an objective measure
  3. 3The car journey that broke me
  4. 4Precedent from previous bans
  5. 5Proposed sanctions and the appeal process
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• Friends · Funny

  Reviewing everyone's fridge, out of ten

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  1. 1What a fridge door says that a person will not
  2. 2The condiment count problem
  3. 3One fridge contained only batteries
  4. 4Freezer compartment: bonus and penalty points
  5. 5Final scores, and the fridge that got two
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• Friends · Funny

  A complete history of the sofa

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  1. 1Acquisition, 2018, and the van
  2. 2The stain nobody has claimed
  3. 3Notable events that occurred on it
  4. 4Structural decline, in graphs
  5. 5Proposals for its retirement
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• Friends · Funny

  Your coffee orders, decoded

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  1. 1The order is the person, and I can prove it
  2. 2Oat milk: an interpretation
  3. 3The one who orders something different every time
  4. 4What "just a normal coffee" is hiding
  5. 5Full psychological profiles, delivered to your face
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• Friends · Funny

  Ranking every excuse you have used to leave early

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  1. 1Excuse categories: work, dog, phone battery
  2. 2The early train that does not exist
  3. 3Excuses used four times or more, which stop working
  4. 4Effort against believability, plotted
  5. 5The gold standard excuse, and who owns it
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• Friends · Funny

  A tier list of the pubs within walking distance

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  1. 1The walk is part of the score and I will not be moved
  2. 2Carpet, lighting, and the crisp selection
  3. 3The one with the good garden and the bad everything else
  4. 4Toilet quality as a leading indicator
  5. 5S tier, and the pub we are banned from ranking
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• Friends · Funny

  Everyone in this room as a pub carpet

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  1. 1A brief history of the carpets, for context
  2. 2Pattern density mapped to personality
  3. 3The three of you who are clearly the same carpet
  4. 4One person who is laminate flooring and knows why
  5. 5The reveal, with swatches
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• Friends · Funny

  The definitive ranking of everyone's driving

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  1. 1Scoring: braking, parking, and passenger heart rate
  2. 2The confident-but-wrong tier
  3. 3Roundabout footage, reviewed frame by frame
  4. 4Who I would let drive me to the airport
  5. 5The bottom of the table, present tonight
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• Friends · Funny

  Reviewing every houseplant in this flat, out of ten

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  1. 1The rules: I am judging the plant and the owner
  2. 2The one that has been dead since March
  3. 3Pot-to-plant ratio, a serious problem
  4. 4Watering schedules, reconstructed from evidence
  5. 5Scores, and the plant awarded a nine
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• Friends · Funny

  What your phone case says about your childhood

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  1. 1The theory, stated plainly
  2. 2Clear case owners: an interpretation
  3. 3The cracked screen cohort
  4. 4What a pop socket really means
  5. 5Diagnoses, delivered one by one
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• Friends · Funny

  Which of you would survive a group project

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  1. 1The five roles, and who always takes which
  2. 2The person who does everything at 11pm
  3. 3The one who joins the call and says nothing
  4. 4Simulated deadline: the results
  5. 5Survival rankings, and one honourable discharge
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• Friends · Funny

  Ranking everyone's laugh

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  1. 1Categories: volume, duration, startle factor
  2. 2The silent wheezer
  3. 3The laugh that has cleared a restaurant
  4. 4Contagion rate, measured
  5. 5The podium, with audio clips
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• Friends · Funny

  The worst thing each of you has ever ordered

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  1. 1Ground rules: it must have been ordered in front of me
  2. 2The well-done steak incident
  3. 3Ordering the same thing at every restaurant on earth
  4. 4The one who orders for the table, uninvited
  5. 5Worst order of the decade, awarded tonight
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• Friends · Funny

  A tier list of everyone's handwriting

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  1. 1Samples obtained without consent from birthday cards
  2. 2The doctor tier
  3. 3Anyone still writing in capitals, and why
  4. 4Signature analysis, entirely unqualified
  5. 5Final grades, marked in red
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• Friends · Funny

  Every board game night, ranked by how badly it ended

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  1. 1The scale: mild sulk to leaving the flat
  2. 2Monopoly, obviously, twice
  3. 3The rules dispute we never resolved
  4. 4Who flips first: the data
  5. 5The worst night, reconstructed
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• Friends · Funny

  Ranking everyone's ability to give directions

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  1. 1Test conditions: no phones
  2. 2"You know the big Tesco?" as a methodology
  3. 3The person who navigates by landmarks that closed
  4. 4Time lost, per person, per year
  5. 5Final rankings, and one navigational ban
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• Friends · Funny

  An award ceremony for things nobody wants awards for

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  1. 1The categories, and the trophy budget
  2. 2Most confident wrong answer
  3. 3Longest unnecessary anecdote
  4. 4Best recovery from a message sent to the wrong chat
  5. 5The lifetime achievement award, and its winner
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• Friends · Funny

  The great biscuit hierarchy, settled tonight

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  1. 1Dunk integrity: the primary measure
  2. 2The chocolate variable
  3. 3Where the hobnob sits, and why you are wrong
  4. 4Biscuits disqualified for being cakes
  5. 5The table, laminated
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• Friends · Funny

  Everyone here as a weather forecast

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  1. 1The forecasting model, briefly
  2. 2Two of you are drizzle and it is not an insult
  3. 3The person who is a sudden hailstorm
  4. 4Seasonal variation across the group
  5. 5The five-day outlook for this friendship
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• Friends · Funny

  A tier list of our worst group decisions

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  1. 1Criteria: cost, duration, lasting shame
  2. 2The one nobody objected to, which is the problem
  3. 3Decisions made after midnight, grouped
  4. 4The vote that should never have been a vote
  5. 5Worst decision, awarded and framed
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• Friends · Funny

  Reviewing everyone's karaoke song choice

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  1. 1The choice matters more than the singing
  2. 2Key selection: an ongoing crisis
  3. 3The person who picks an eight-minute song
  4. 4Duets, and who abandons whom
  5. 5Song bans, effective immediately
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• Friends · Funny

  Ranking every band you claimed to like in 2011

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  1. 1The evidence: old photos and worse playlists
  2. 2The band nobody actually listened to
  3. 3Fringe length as a predictor of taste
  4. 4Who is still defending their choice
  5. 5The rankings, and one apology owed
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• Friends · Funny

  A tier list of everyone's WiFi network name

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  1. 1Naming conventions, and what they conceal
  2. 2Default router names: a moral failing
  3. 3The pun tier
  4. 4Password strategy, inferred
  5. 5The best network name in this postcode
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• Friends · Funny

  Everyone here as a road sign

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  1. 1Why signage is the correct framework
  2. 2Two of you are give way and always have been
  3. 3The person who is roadworks ahead
  4. 4Colour and shape reasoning
  5. 5Final signs, printed and issued
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• Friends · Funny

  Ranking the seats in this room, and why you all sat wrong

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  1. 1Seat quality: light, proximity, escape routes
  2. 2The armchair, and the person who took it
  3. 3The seat nobody chooses voluntarily
  4. 4Optimal seating plan, modelled
  5. 5Reallocation, happening now
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• Friends · Funny

  Ranking the local shops by how much I trust them

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  1. 1Trust criteria: lighting, staff, the sandwich fridge
  2. 2The corner shop that sells everything and nothing
  3. 3Expiry date policy, investigated
  4. 4The shop that has been closing down for six years
  5. 5The trust index, published
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• Friends · Funny

  Reviewing everyone's morning routine like a restaurant critic

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  1. 1Arrival: the alarm and its many snoozes
  2. 2Service: speed, coordination, breakfast
  3. 3Ambience, mostly bad lighting
  4. 4Value for time
  5. 5Stars awarded, and one routine closed down
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• Friends · Funny

  A tier list of everyone's ability to whisper

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  1. 1Decibel readings from three cinemas
  2. 2The person whose whisper is louder than speech
  3. 3Whispering under pressure: field tests
  4. 4Secret retention rates
  5. 5Rankings, whispered
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• Friends · Funny

  Ranking everyone here by pub quiz value

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  1. 1Categories owned, per person
  2. 2The one who is only useful for the music round
  3. 3Confidence against accuracy, plotted
  4. 4Who argues with the answer sheet
  5. 5The optimum team of four, announced
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• Friends · Funny

  Every time we have said we should do this more often, charted

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  1. 1Frequency of the phrase since 2019
  2. 2Time elapsed before the next attempt
  3. 3The person who says it and then never replies
  4. 4A predictive model for our next gathering
  5. 5The intervention, proposed
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• Friends · Funny

  Ranking everyone's shoes by how much walking they have done

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  1. 1Sole wear as a truth serum
  2. 2The white trainers that have never seen rain
  3. 3One pair with genuine mileage
  4. 4Shoes kept far too long, by name
  5. 5Verdicts, and a shopping list
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• Friends · Funny

  A tier list of the group's cooking, based on one dinner each

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  1. 1The rules of the tasting
  2. 2Seasoning: a group-wide crisis
  3. 3The dish that arrived ninety minutes late
  4. 4Plating scores, harshly given
  5. 5The winner, and who is on washing-up forever
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• Friends · Funny

  Everyone in this room as a bus route

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  1. 1Frequency, reliability, and the scenic detour
  2. 2The one that is always fifteen minutes late
  3. 3The night bus among us
  4. 4Route maps, drawn badly
  5. 5The timetable, issued
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• Friends · Funny

  Ranking every argument this group has had about where to eat

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  1. 1The eternal cycle, illustrated
  2. 2The phrase that ruins it: "I do not mind"
  3. 3The veto nobody agreed to give
  4. 4Time spent deciding against time spent eating
  5. 5A binding decision procedure, proposed
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• Friends · Unhinged

  My conspiracy theory about why the corner shop moved the crisps

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  1. 1The layout as it was, from memory
  2. 2The night everything changed
  3. 3Who benefits: a shelf-by-shelf analysis
  4. 4The staff response, which told me everything
  5. 5What I am doing about it
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• Friends · Unhinged

  Evidence that one of you is a time traveller

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  1. 1The three anomalies I cannot explain
  2. 2Photographic evidence, enhanced badly
  3. 3The suspect pool, narrowed
  4. 4Cross-examination, conducted tonight
  5. 5My conclusion, and my terms
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• Friends · Unhinged

  I have been keeping a spreadsheet on all of you

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  1. 1Why I started, which is not important
  2. 2The columns, explained
  3. 3The leaderboard nobody consented to
  4. 4Anomalies flagged in red
  5. 5Next quarter targets, per person
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• Friends · Unhinged

  The pigeons on our street are organised

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  1. 1Roosting patterns, mapped over six weeks
  2. 2The one with the leg ring: leadership
  3. 3Correlation with bin day
  4. 4The rival flock, and the boundary
  5. 5What they want, and why we should agree
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• Friends · Unhinged

  A forty-minute case that Tuesday is a fabrication

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  1. 1Nobody can name a specific Tuesday. Nobody.
  2. 2Calendar evidence, which is circular
  3. 3The gap in every diary I have checked
  4. 4Who gains from a fake weekday
  5. 5My proposal for a six-day week
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• Friends · Unhinged

  The bin collection schedule is a lie

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  1. 1The published rota against observed reality
  2. 2Eleven weeks of field notes
  3. 3The green bin anomaly
  4. 4Correspondence with the council, unanswered
  5. 5My alternative schedule, which works
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• Friends · Unhinged

  A unified theory of why everyone's houseplants keep dying

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  1. 1The suspects: light, water, and something else
  2. 2Mapping the deaths by postcode
  3. 3The garden centre connection
  4. 4Why supermarket plants last longer
  5. 5The theory, stated in full
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• Friends · Unhinged

  The lift in my building is making decisions

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  1. 1Recorded journeys: 340 and counting
  2. 2Floors it skips, and when
  3. 3The mirror, which is new
  4. 4The engineer who would not answer me
  5. 5How I now use the stairs
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• Friends · Unhinged

  An investigation into the smell in the hallway

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  1. 1First detected: 14 March, 6.40pm
  2. 2Triangulating the source
  3. 3Neighbours interviewed, all evasive
  4. 4Seasonal intensity, charted
  5. 5My three remaining hypotheses
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• Friends · Unhinged

  I have named every seagull at the retail park

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  1. 1The naming convention
  2. 2Territories, and the chip hierarchy
  3. 3Gerald, and what Gerald has done
  4. 4Population changes since last summer
  5. 5How you can help
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• Friends · Unhinged

  The council is hiding something about that roundabout

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  1. 1The original plans, obtained
  2. 2Four resurfacings in two years
  3. 3The exit that goes nowhere
  4. 4Meeting minutes with gaps in them
  5. 5Where I go from here
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• Friends · Unhinged

  Proof that we have all met before, in a previous arrangement

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  1. 1The recurring dream, described
  2. 2Overlapping details nobody has explained
  3. 3The photograph from 2004
  4. 4Assigning your previous roles
  5. 5What happens if it repeats
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• Friends · Unhinged

  A dossier on my upstairs neighbour's footsteps

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  1. 1Baseline: normal walking, for comparison
  2. 2The 3am pacing, mapped onto the ceiling
  3. 3An object dragged weekly, same time
  4. 4Spectrograms, made by me, badly
  5. 5The conclusion I have reached
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• Friends · Unhinged

  Why I no longer trust the number 47

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  1. 1The first sighting
  2. 2Frequency far above chance, allegedly
  3. 3Receipts, bus routes and door numbers
  4. 4Attempts to avoid it, all failed
  5. 5How I have restructured my life
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• Friends · Unhinged

  The unsolved mystery of the third teaspoon

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  1. 1Inventory: six bought, four remain, one is new
  2. 2The teaspoon that does not match
  3. 3Chain of custody in a shared kitchen
  4. 4Suspects, ranked by opportunity
  5. 5The reconstruction
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